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[Kindo]

Yeah, just post some silly, childish, pornographic, funny, idiotic, moronic, stupid stories here.

[Kindo]

OK...I've only heard this in Swedish, so please bare with my freely translated version here.


Li'l Victor and the rest of the kids in his pre-school are having a sleepover somewhere. Their teacher, Marie, is of course present too.
Li'l Victor is very nervous, cuz he is used to the comfort and security at home with his mom etc etc
When it's na-na time, Li'l Victor can't sleep. So he comes to Marie and says:
"Marie, can I sleep in your bed? I always sleep in mommy's bed."
"Well ok then, Victor."
Victor hops up in her bed. Still can't sleep, so he turns to Marie.
"Marie, can I crawl up closer? I always sleep close to my mommy."
"Well ok then, Victor."
He crawls up closer...still something's missing...
"Marie, can I have my thumb in your belly-button? I always have my thumb in mommy's belly-button."
Marie thinks for a moment. This is a bit weird.
"Well....ok then, Victor."
...
"Victor!!! That's not my belly-button!!"
"Well it isn't my thumb either!"

[Glorin]

u crazy swedes you..

[Marquis Drayfox]

Ehh... ya... crazy swedes alright....

[Jon316]

lol.... that was funny.... and obnoxiously gross....

[Kindo]

Gawd...don't you have something similarly stupid to share? I want to hear some crappy stories too!

[Marquis Drayfox]

Hey Kindo, why don't you tell us about your first experience with a man? I bet that would be a cool story! (hehe, just messin with ya buddy)
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[Glorin]

im not sure i want to know

[Glorin]

this is insane

[Glorin]

insane in the membrane

[Jon316]

*whistles* ...... boring.

*sigh*