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Kindo
PostFri 06/13/03 1:05am
Yeah, just post some silly, childish, pornographic, funny, idiotic, moronic, stupid stories here.  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK...I've only heard this in Swedish, so please bare with my freely translated version here.


Li'l Victor and the rest of the kids in his pre-school are having a sleepover somewhere. Their teacher, Marie, is of course present too.
Li'l Victor is very nervous, cuz he is used to the comfort and security at home with his mom etc etc
When it's na-na time, Li'l Victor can't sleep. So he comes to Marie and says:
"Marie, can I sleep in your bed? I always sleep in mommy's bed."
"Well ok then, Victor."
Victor hops up in her bed. Still can't sleep, so he turns to Marie.
"Marie, can I crawl up closer? I always sleep close to my mommy."
"Well ok then, Victor."
He crawls up closer...still something's missing...
"Marie, can I have my thumb in your belly-button? I always have my thumb in mommy's belly-button."
Marie thinks for a moment. This is a bit weird.
"Well....ok then, Victor."
...
"Victor!!! That's not my belly-button!!"
"Well it isn't my thumb either!"


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Glorin
PostFri 06/13/03 1:26am
u crazy swedes you..  Reply with quote
 
Marquis Drayfox
PostFri 06/13/03 7:50am
Ehh... ya... crazy swedes alright.... jawa.gif  Reply with quote
 
Jon316
PostFri 06/13/03 11:09pm
lol.... that was funny.... and obnoxiously gross.... icon_biggrin.gif  Reply with quote
 
Kindo
PostFri 06/13/03 11:33pm
Gawd...don't you have something similarly stupid to share? I want to hear some crappy stories too!  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Kindo, why don't you tell us about your first experience with a man? I bet that would be a cool story! icon_wink.gif (hehe, just messin with ya buddy)
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Glorin
PostSat 06/14/03 5:05pm
im not sure i want to know  Reply with quote
 
Glorin
PostSat 06/14/03 5:36pm
this is insane  Reply with quote
 
Glorin
PostSat 06/14/03 6:29pm
insane in the membrane  Reply with quote
 
Jon316
PostSat 06/14/03 6:46pm
*whistles* ...... boring.

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