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What's your ideal woman (or man)?!

 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:38 pm    Post subject: What's your ideal woman (or man)?! Reply with quote

Okay. Aside from the top three things that turn you on, I thought that this would be an interesting discussion. What's your ideal woman? Or if you are a female, (or just a homosexual male like AliZee) then the topc is, What's your ideal man? Alright, we'll start with me.

I like a woman with long, blonde or burnette hair that wears a cute pair of glasses. She needs to be slim and have... somewhat longer legs than most women, although this isn't necessary. Most important of all, she needs to be wearing a business suit, such as a lawyer or an executive would. I'm not too picky about tits, but they can't be too big (but obviously, there should be some there). She needs to be a charismatic, commanding style of woman, but FAR from being a bitch. And most of all, she needs to have a sense of humor!

That's my PERFECT woman. Now, to give you a more uplose example of what I am talking about, for those that have played Final Fantasy VIII, the beloved Quistis Trepe is a near perfect example of my perfect woman. She just needs to work on her hair a little bit.

Now, what's yours?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My ideal woman is .. well, I already have her.

Now my ideal man .. hmm .. samurai.gif

I'd have to say a dead man. icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So let's see here... either everyone is away, or nobody has an ideal women... sheesh, c'mon people, I know there is someone out there that you would just LOOOOOVE to have as your woman!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my ideal woman was my x, then i realized she is a vicous life-sucking bitch, so now my ideal woman is one exactly like my X without the vicious life-sucking bitch quality.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I like a woman with long, blonde or burnette hair that wears a cute pair of glasses. She needs to be slim and have... somewhat longer legs than most women, although this isn't necessary. Most important of all, she needs to be wearing a business suit, such as a lawyer or an executive would. I'm not too picky about tits, but they can't be too big (but obviously, there should be some there). She needs to be a charismatic, commanding style of woman, but FAR from being a bitch. And most of all, she needs to have a sense of humor!


Ok.. been blonde and brunette... used to wear glasses... long legs.. slim (ok, no, but im not fat) And needs to be wearing a business suit?!

Holy shit. Quit wacking off to my picture. icon_cool.gif
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PostTue 08/12/03 10:09pm
hahahahaha  Reply with quote
 
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PostWed 08/13/03 7:45pm
Don't you wish icon_wink.gif  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now my ideal man .. hmm ..

I'd have to say a dead man.


Now really, necrophilic homosexuality. You sick freak!
Well, guess it is easy...they don't struggle, they're permanently stiff and they don't tell your girlfriend afterwards but still. Damn man!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FoxBoyTails wrote:
Don't you wish icon_wink.gif


LOL hardly. I dont like people messing up their keyboards and my picture with their goo. Sorry. Especially someone with a Fox Fetish.

Eep.
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PostThu 08/14/03 1:26am
icon_wink.gif Good job Falkhor, you caught on.  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sarah wrote:
FoxBoyTails wrote:
Don't you wish icon_wink.gif


LOL hardly. I dont like people messing up their keyboards and my picture with their goo. Sorry. Especially someone with a Fox Fetish.

Eep.


You would only be so lucky to have such a man! icon_biggrinno.gifflower.gificon_biggrinno.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont spend your time dreaming about your ideal woman..coz youll never find her...especially if shes in a video game...just appreciate what you get and what you have
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FoxBoyTails wrote:
You would only be so lucky to have such a man! icon_biggrinno.gifflower.gificon_biggrinno.gif


I've already found the man of my dreams

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LOL. Ok. You can now go back to your regularly scheduled program.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know I've found my ideal woman, because we can do almost anything together and we enjoy it for our own reasons, and respect each other's thoughts and opinions on anything, even if we don't agree. Of course there's more to it than that, but I think that those things matter most.

I say "almost" anything, because she doesn't like to play video games! icon_cry.gif I suppose if you were to take the dictionary definition of "ideal", then yes I should wait until I find someone EXACTLY like my girl, but who also loves video games - but I concur with what Alizee sez. Besides, if she was into video games then she really couldn't be EXACTLY like she is now icon_biggrin.gif

...and we have plenty of other games we enjoy...."playing"....together.......... icon_mrgreen.gif
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PostSat 08/16/03 3:14am
Hmm... I should have rethought this topic... I should have figured I would just hear everyone brag about their girlfriends and boyfriends...  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:56 am    Post subject: Re: What's your ideal woman (or man)?! Reply with quote

FoxBoyTails wrote:

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for those that have played Final Fantasy VIII, the beloved Quistis Trepe is a near perfect example of my perfect woman.
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you pretty much said it fox icon_wink.gif only take out the "near perfect" theres nothing wrong with her, i mean, she even has a whip!
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PostSun 08/17/03 12:56pm
Hmm... true. I suppose not. icon_biggrinno.gif  Reply with quote
 
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Your all fucking mean!  Reply with quote
 
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PostWed 08/20/03 10:35pm
Mean? Why is that? Because *YOU* don't have an ideal woman? icon_wink.gif  Reply with quote
 
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PostSun 08/24/03 10:11pm
my ideal woman should have BOOBS and a PUSSY...


*done*
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ectovult you are half there....my Ideal woman would have 4 BOOBS and two Pussies...nothing like a good backup system incase the primary goes down. (hey was that a Pun?)
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PostMon 08/25/03 11:08am
*drolls*

hhmmm.... alien babe....
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