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PostSun 08/31/03 9:53pm
Many camels have bubblegum, but no giraffe has pants.  Reply with quote
PostSun 08/31/03 10:51pm
Never listen to Raven, he'll peck your eyes out and feed you to a Griff Inn.  Reply with quote
PostMon 09/01/03 2:36am
Raven backwards is Nevar.  Reply with quote
PostMon 09/01/03 2:42am
If your nose is bleeding, it means that you've picked it too much -- or not enough.  Reply with quote
PostMon 09/01/03 11:34am
Dogs have four legs, because if they had three, they would fall down when taking a piss.  Reply with quote
PostMon 09/01/03 1:24pm
Never underestimate the power of soup.  Reply with quote
PostMon 09/01/03 4:07pm
In Vas Mani  Reply with quote
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PostMon 09/01/03 5:19pm
Eating beans makes you fart.  Reply with quote
PostTue 09/02/03 9:04am
Celine Dion is actually a mutant alien who infiltrated Canada and is planning on taking over the world.  Reply with quote
PostTue 09/02/03 1:22pm
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Words to live by *nodsnods*
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PostTue 09/02/03 1:28pm
Psst - Sarah! I think you're supposed to post on the other thread when you're stoned!  Reply with quote
PostWed 09/03/03 10:23pm
Drinking and driving can cause some humorous situations.  Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't do drugs, it's bad for you...

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PostThu 09/04/03 11:38pm
Women cannot have prostate cancer  Reply with quote
PostFri 09/05/03 3:19pm
Gonarrhea may be funny to an extent.  Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite words of wisdom and some things to think about. Hold on, this is gonna be long. I'm hyper today. Deal with it. TGI FUCKING F.

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

The other line always moves faster...until you get in it.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in
the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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PostFri 09/05/03 7:03pm
God Sarah, I love you.  Reply with quote
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