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BriHurley
PostSat 09/07/02 5:37am
I was thinking that we need a place for Glorin's daily rants....His own Topic Daily Rants by Glorin...Just so we know where to go for laughs!!!!  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well thais topic ais insulting i dont raint at alll! noit one bait!
i hate u so much i take ur mother out on dait i tell her shes paying and im eating five staiks!

its better than saix!


ok heres a question for everyone.....What if Batmans real name was Broos Joos, and then he decided to form a rock and roll band about crimefighting. Wuld he call his band....."Broos Joos" "Rockin Broos Joos" "Bruce Willis and the Avengers" or "Batman is Broos Joos and he likes to rock about crimefighting and justice"



OIMGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggg
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[quote:a89551bc29="AliZee'"]that shits utterly devoid of any meaningless sense...i tottally disagree on tha basis that tha argument you have pressented is full of actual facts and shit, i think based on tha fact that i have no idea of what tha fuck you were talkin gabout i would have to wholoeheartedly proclaim that you are wrong.
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BriHurley
PostSat 09/07/02 6:14pm
And what would you call your last post here?????????  Reply with quote
 
Glorin
PostSat 09/07/02 9:16pm
i wuld call it JEEEEEEEEESUS  Reply with quote
 
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PostSat 09/07/02 11:21pm
I hate that mexican drug dealer! He always rips me off...  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouan tiem i waus wauking doun the streit and Glorain said to me
"Hey how ain the hella?"
and i said to haim
"your mother has to be the faitest"
thain he slaiped me in the faice so i tould haim
"I cannut beliuve your muthur said thait to the swweaish poulice officur aind gaif haim a laruge pickle tuo gaif to hais grandmuthur and thain onuly
tuo realise thait his graindmuthur was not a graindmuthur ait aull but a laruge testaclatted main"
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ai Remeber thait laik ait wais yaistarday aind tain u sai to mai,
"how in the heelaal?"
aind thain ai sais to yous
"whenever im with a lady and shes goes to touch the testaclaits it maiks a sound laik thais" DING
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Mr. Red Hashmeer
PostMon 09/09/02 3:37am
yesturdai your muthur sould her bodai to mai
she said to me
"Oh Haishmier i need louts ouf kais"
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YOU MOTHER IS A WHORE, MEANING DUE TO FAILURE OF THE GOVERNMENT TO SUPPLY HER WITH HOUSING OR BASIC NECESSITYS OF A HUMAN BEING LIKE HEALTH CARE SHE IS FORCED TO SELL HER BODY ON THE STREETS FOR MONEY AND BE SUBJECT TO VARIOUS DISEASES THAT IS TO SAY MY AIM IS FOR U TO BE INSULTED!!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID IT TAKES HER THREE HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES, MEANING SHE HAS TWO EXTRA HOUSRS OF STUPID, WHICH IS TO SAY I WANT TO MAKE MR. GLORIN CRY
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*crys* and then says


UR MOMS IS FAT AS TO SAY SHE IS OVERWEIGHT LIKE THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS SO IT WULD MAKE MORE SENSE TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE FOR BEING SKINNY SINCE THEY ARE THE MINORITY BUT UR MOTHER IS FAT BECAUSE SHE EATS ALOT LIKE OVER 60% OF AMERICA WHICH IS TO SAY I WANT TO MAKE U FEEL BAD
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*feels bad*

YOUR MOTHER IS FAT, WHICH IS TO SAY YOUR MOTHER IS VERY LARGE, MEANING YOUR MOTHER FILLS A GREAT VOLUME OF SPACE, WHICH IS TO SAY YOUR MOTHER COULD NOT FIT INTO A SMALL SPACE SUCH AS A TIN CAN AND/OR GARBAGE PAIL. MY INTENT ON THIS POST WAS TO DESTROY MR. GLORIN'S SELF ESTEEM.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*self esteem lowered* and then says


UR MOM LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAL WHICH IS TO SAY SHE HAS FACIAL HAIR WHICH IS TO SAY SHE LOOKS LIKE A BEAR WHICH IS TO SAY I WANT MR.RED HASHMEER TO SUCK DONKEY DICK
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I BELIEVE IT IS YOUR MOTHER WHO IS A PROSTITUTE, MEANING IT IS YOUR MOTHER WHO SELLS HER BODY FOR MONEY, WHICH IS TO SAY I WANT TO ABUSE GLORIN ABOUT HIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
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Glorin
PostTue 09/10/02 8:50pm
ur mom has a reggae wheels of justice  Reply with quote
 
Glorin
PostSun 09/22/02 3:26pm
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

how cum this thread dieD!!!! we have to revive it becuz its the most importanttttt ONEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Red Hashmeer
PostSun 09/22/02 7:42pm
i say: seriously how in the haail?  Reply with quote
 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, why does this topic need to die? It doesn't! icon_razz.gif


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

its a really funky topic tatmakes no sense



but its funy and ridiculous and i like it so everyone post more




ummmm...... I don't know what to say.....
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dear glorin,

YOUR MOTHER IS UNUSUAL, WHICH IS TO SAY SHE IS RATHER PHYSICALLY DEFORMED, WHICH IS TO SAY SHE HAS A FREAK EXTRA LIMB, WHICH IS TO SAY SHE HAS A SPARE ARM GROWING OUT OF HER ARSE, WHICH IS TO SAY GLORIN HAS BEEN BADLY BEATEN AND ABUSED EVER SINCE THE VERY FIRST DAY HE SPRUNG FROM HIS MOTHER'S LOINS, WHICH IS TO SAY GLORIN HAS BEEN ROUTINELY BEATEN BY SOMETHING PROTRUDING FROM HIS OWN MOTHER'S ARSE, WHICH IS TO SAY HE ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE OF IT

OMGGGGGGSS
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PostFri 03/14/03 8:07am
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