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Ectovult
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:39 am    Post subject: Imagine the following situation... Reply with quote

You go out with some friends one night, and you all decide to go to a nice bar. There, you meet a beautiful woman. Gorgeous, fantastic body and very very hot.
You two start chatting and you eventually manage to take her to a motel.
You start kissing, taking your clothes off... and all of the sudden you notice something terribly disturbing... she has a DICK!!! icon_eek.gif

What would YOU do in this situation? icon_twisted.gif
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear about that, Ecto. That's why I always grab there booty hard before taking them home.

Actually, sometimes that's how I introduce myself.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would I do? Grab a knife and kill her, then dump her body in the sewer and wash the knife and put on her clothing and run around wild on the street with it and sing and dance and wave my knife around and perhaps cut off people's dick and then I'd scream TAXI! TAXI! And a taxi would drive me over and kill me... and well thats the end then! weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif weirdlook.gif
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PostFri 09/05/03 6:49pm
It wouldn't bother me a bit... since I am a girl? Uh maybe I shouldn't reply to this topic...  Reply with quote
 
Marquis Drayfox
PostFri 09/05/03 7:43pm
I would say:

Pobody's Nerfect! icon_wink.gif
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